To sleep, perchance to dream

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via queen-of-bakerstreet)

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Someone please tell me there’s some line in some rap song somewhere that makes a weed joke using “your highness” because if not, that is a missed opportunity.

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shakesankle:

intern-gershwin-palmer:

just got excited for a moment because I misread Hamlet shouting “For Heaven’s love, let me hear” at Horatio as “For Heaven’s sake love, let me hear” and it sounded like he was frustrated at his husband and it was beautiful

this is exactly what happened

(via gossippuck)

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via littlefuckedupred)